alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece
what did one japanese man say to the other?
something in japanese
I have never been more disappointed in my life
A Chinese zoo was trying to pass off this incredibly fluffy dog as a lion. The zoo was called on its bluff after the “lion” started barking.
Are you trying to tell me that’s not a lion
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
does this really surprise anyone
︻╦╤─ follow for more soft ghetto ─╤╦︻
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam