tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

zoro4rk:

pokemon-personalities:

what if skitty opened its eyes

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
• sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
• the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
• sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
• snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
• no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
• it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
• everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

bansheebot:

Turning on your computer screen in the dark

faggleblog:

nikolawashere:

I THINK HE WANTS IT

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)

odair:

this little fucker has more game than i do and hes like 5

(Source: surprise-gift)

• Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
• Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.